Arise and Laugh

you are a M.O.M. when......
you lick your child's face instead of using a towel of some sort.

Okay so I haven't literally licked my child's face, but I have licked my thumb and wiped a cheek or some other facial feature. Too often I run out of the house without doing a fashion or cleaning check. More often than that I am handing food to a screaming loved one (not just children) to stop the fit and by the time we get to the desired destination all that was right before is all dirty. Oh the JOYS, seriously it really is a joy especially if you laugh about all the silly things that happen.