Arise and Laugh

You are a M.O.M. when.....
you become the Food Nazi in your own home.

This is totally crazy, do you feel this way? I have to turn out the lights in the kitchen and announce "Kitchen's CLOSED!!!"that is of course to everyone else accept me. I need a Food Nazi to come live with me or maybe I should try the old put a mirror on the fridge and pantry trick.